Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML
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Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Vitally 6
Getting dumped isn't the worst thing that can happen on Christmas. Imagine if your parents didn't get you the right color iPhone? *shudders*
xivoricbutterfly 25
You'll find the right one op. Dont like facebook get you down. breaking up is apart of life
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Comments (79)
worldclassrager 39
Where is that capability? If you think Christmas is bad try Valentines day...but keep looking OP you'll find the right one...
doglover100 28
Breaking up is a part of life. You are now one step closer to finding the one.
Cadillac4427 8
I am really not trying to be a grammar Natzi, BUT it's "on Christmas", not " at Christmas ".- waiting for the FML community to start down voting my comment. :)
sdroze1389 31
hey grammar "natzi", you spelled Nazi wrong.
just_jess7 13
It's times like this I wish we could upvote the mods.
JD1147 27
I watched my Facebook video today, and found it quite disappointing. Nothing interesting at all... The most liked status update was when I posted to say my 2-year-old son had come out of surgery. Most of the photos shown were of other people, most who i don't know because I posted a large number of photos from a public event. There should be an option to request a new one.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
It's okay some random picture if a guy i don't even remember was on mine. Thanks facebook
invadermaythe1st 35
Don't let it bring you down! My most liked was when I was friends with someone I'm not friends with (it turned out she hated me)! But, I just watched some vines to forget about it :p
joopjoop 19
my two most liked pictures were for my family members that passed away in 2013...
CupOfCoffee 14
Mine was from my one year anniversary with the guy who dumped me. I know the feeling.
kittylevin 8
As soon as I saw that FB movie feature, I thought, "someone's going to do this and get something horrible/embarrassing by accident". My sympathies, friend.
Meraki 19
I had a painful breakup with a guy I didn't have feelings for back in April, and then started a new relationship later on in the year. I was lucky; nothing related to my ex showed up, and only things related to my current boyfriend did. Sorry for the reminder of heartbreak OP :(