By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 408
You deserved it 3 567

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Make the pansy get you a drink, then clean it up.

Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.

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I guess it must be a real nice comforter!

I would be unbelievably pissed if my boyfriend called me home from work to clean cat vomit. What a jerk..

You needa dump his ass gurrrll, also, meow.

Women are the cooks, maids, and sexual gods of the house. You better get to work OP.

The problem here is - as I see - not with the comforter, but with your bf being @~ instead of working..

30, what's that translate to in English?

From what i got @~ = sleeping... Seriously a little imagination is not a bad thing 41

what about askin the said boyfriend what is the emergency? OP deserved it for taking a day off without more information

#41 "at home" (@ - at, ~ - home)

I love the way this FML has been phrased. The loveliness of the language is too much!

Make the pansy get you a drink, then clean it up.

Then HAVE HIM clean it up, rather.

I'm glad you made that change.

#3, I love your profile pic. Miku!

Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.

I thought he wanted to have sex... U made a brilliant choice of a man ;(

Dump the man. Keep the cat. Wash the comforter.

You deserve it for having a cat. Cats are fake and gay. Nag nag nag nag nag

Shut up and keep your opinions about cats to yourself. No one cares you hate cats. Nag nag nag nag nag whatever

Ooooh where's Alan...?

"Cats are fake and gay." Hmmm, last time I check cats are pretty real and are still living creatures of Earth. And gay? Well if all cats were homosexual, how could they possibly reproduce and continue their species? I see many flaws in your comment.

u should tell em to grow some nd deal wit it himself

Dear God, please learn how to spell. It annoyed me just briefly glancing at your comment.

What language is this guy speaking? I can't figure it out for the life of me.

Actually the Nyan Cat finally shit that rainbow coming out of it's butt, while it passed through his comforter.

Nahh, I'm pretty sure OP said it was vomit. But just to be safe re-read the FML.

The nyan cat started flying backwards?

Well now it's not comfortable right? Spuds like an emergency to me. Sorry though that it was your last personal day OP. That sucks.

That's a real emergency. You can't expect him to clean it up himself of course.

Here's a monkey. Spank it. No woman is going to want to have good sex with you.

24, I hope no woman will want to have sex with me... Because I'm a woman myself and a straight one too.

You BF is pathetic. Why wasn't he at work anyway? I thought when I read this that the emergency was going to be that he had urgently needed a BJ or something! That I could understand, but cat sick is just pathetic.

Maybe some people don't have jobs because not everyone works and some people can't get jobs because there are none available cause of the economy and stuff

I'm more interested in knowing how OP used up all her personal days for the month and it is only 4 days into October.