Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML
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Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Vitally 6
Getting dumped isn't the worst thing that can happen on Christmas. Imagine if your parents didn't get you the right color iPhone? *shudders*
xivoricbutterfly 25
You'll find the right one op. Dont like facebook get you down. breaking up is apart of life
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Comments (79)
sdroze1389 31
YDI for putting that on Facebook and not expecting something Shitty to happen
jo0owe 9
#15 totally agree with you! you knew what you were doing by putting these comments on Facebook. if you wanna talk about your breeakup, just do it with your friends instead of Facebook...
baseballdude1283 18
My most liked photo was of me and my ex...lets just say I didn't share it to my girlfriends page...
angelicdevil 16
Your FML post had something wrong stated in it. Let's hope your entire life hasn't been posted on Facebook....or that would make you only, what, 12 years old? 11? hmm.
sdroze1389 31
Lol sick burn.
Sonii008 19
Actually OP wrote "your entire life on the website" meaning the lapse of time starting from the day he joined Facebook to today. ;)
sdroze1389 31
and #19 said "let's hope". implying that OP would be as old as Facebook
angelicdevil 16
18 why would you still even keep photos of your ex on Facebook? especially for your new girlfriend to find?
tishtashbat 16
Maybe they're still friends? Maybe they were together a long time and it would be a lot of effort (and imply they were ending all contact) to remove all the photos they had together from Facebook?
angelicdevil 16
21 they just released it today I think
EpicSquishii 21
I just saw mine an hour ago. My "movie" makes me look like an attention *****. All my most-liked posts are photos from modeling shoots (swimsuit) and posts about how much I love my nephews. Just a montage of skin-showing mostly. Made me want to delete most of my pictures honestly. I guess it's just best to remember that what others notice about you isn't what is important, OP. How you see yourself is :)
Merylwen 24
Facebook is creepy.
thelittlemissy 29
That must feel crappy op! But doesn't it show that you have many friends asking how you are, and feel sorry for you when you're in pain? :)
Cass_x 22
I guess I'm not important enough. I've seen everyone with a movie, but I don't have one :p
Coeliacchic93 21
I'm not going do a video, I wouldn't want statuses and pictures coming up with my ex. I don't think my boyfriend would care but it would bother me. if you don't like it OP can't you delete the video?
Ali_Br_fml 33
Yes you can delete, or choose to make it private until they add the option to edit which pictures make the cut (they say they will)...