Don't you have better things to do?
Tokyo, Japan
Spoilsport
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Annoyed
Accokeek, United States
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Anonymous
Obey, human
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Top comments
UnbrokenRose 13
Okay. And? Would you rather have caught him cheating on you or something? Lighten the hell up.
Linda Graber 12
I would have joined them!
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Comments (9)
UnbrokenRose 13
Okay. And? Would you rather have caught him cheating on you or something? Lighten the hell up.
Linda Graber 12
I would have joined them!
roryab 8
today, my gf walked in on me, making her cat dance to cotton eye joe and wrote an fml about it...FML
juggalo2 22
Where did you go?
Lost Reggie 22
You deserve a boyfriend who dances with your cat.
DLBL 23
Au Contraire. Celebrate Your Life!
Yudith 28
That sucks... for the cat. Cats usually don't like to be moved around like puppets.
Joe Kinney 8
Where did that come from? Where did it go from there?