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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 24 January 2018 4:12

Ahh, but is blood wet?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 February 2018 16:25

That kid is mentally unstaple! Hopefully the nurse will Bostich you up, so you can go back to class and Swingline your book bag into that kid’s face.

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acmariner99 25

Sunday 4 February 2018 15:59

I weep for the future ... not only dumb, but zero coping skills.

SinWorthless 5

Sunday 4 February 2018 19:15

Did..did you...did you need staples for the injury?

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