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Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again

Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.

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Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again

Holiest mouth in existence✋?

Only if he didn't forget to rinse with holy water after.

Plot twist: OP is the Pope on FML.

300th like lol

Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.

Thank you, Lord, for sending your son to die on the floss for our sins.

Never a bad thing to say a prayer, maybe he will make that 2 minutes go by faster?

Lol what?!?

Thank you for your insightful comment, #6. It has contributed much to the hilarity of the comments section here. Please continue to bless forthcoming FMLs with your beautiful comments.

Do you also swallow the toothpaste?

A prayer a day keeps a dentist away.

Someone had a fun night last night

Don't worry, God will protect those pearly whites from the sinful yellow.