Miscellaneous: Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth....

By oops - 27/09/2015 02:24 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML

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twitchywaffles 26

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:19

Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again

Welshite 39

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:20

Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.

twitchywaffles 26

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:19

Jesus will make sure you never have a cavity again

corporatescoundr 25

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:29

Holiest mouth in existence✋?

HappyItalian 38

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:36

Only if he didn't forget to rinse with holy water after.

ForwardUn2Dawn 18

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Sunday 27 September 2015 20:59

Plot twist: OP is the Pope on FML.

DoDaJulio 13

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Monday 28 September 2015 23:23

300th like lol

Welshite 39

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:20

Dear God, Accept this sacrifice of oral agony as I dedicate my teeth to Your great glory. Please keep my pearly whites safe so that I might one day see Heaven's Pearly Gates. Amen.

meliodafool_ 15

Sunday 27 September 2015 21:26

Thank you, Lord, for sending your son to die on the floss for our sins.

wondercat40 28

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:22

God bless

jjmack34 15

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:23

Never a bad thing to say a prayer, maybe he will make that 2 minutes go by faster?

Ahaddad123 27

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Sunday 27 September 2015 19:25

Lol what?!?

whysobeachy 37

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Sunday 27 September 2015 20:39

Thank you for your insightful comment, #6. It has contributed much to the hilarity of the comments section here. Please continue to bless forthcoming FMLs with your beautiful comments.