Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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bad_karma89 0
God, I hate PETA.
bellwether 0
YDI for being a hypocrite.
TheZephyrSon 3
That is why PETA bugs the hell out of me.
screampillow 0
no. 17, it may not be real fur, but it condones the use of real fur on clothing. what's so animal rights and vegan about that?
Kitty34_fml 0
Fur (real or fake) on clothing is HIDEOUS. I'm sorry but YDI.
goode48 0
those PETA peeps are ****** crazy
thelonelylurker 0
Haha PETA, if they ever do something like that to me they're gonna get their ass kicked. They have no right to damage my personal property.
c0w 0
If you're an animal rights activist, then you're on the same level as peta, and you deserve to know the terrible things these people do, like throwing paint on innocent people. If you want to make a change in the world, become an animal WELFARE supporter. Those are the kind of people that actually want to help the animals for the animals and not for their own selfish ideals. @26 Lol, Disneyland much? We still get to shoot the animatronic hippos. :P
Put_u_on_blast 0
I wish like hell the Peta ******* will attack me I ******* wish ill beat some serious asses and strangle them with my fur! Stupid asses
bluesky_fml 0
Wouldn't that be illegal? I mean if they are "attacking" you or covering you in liquid, wouldn't that be able to pass as legal-assault? In which case, sue the organization, because those P.E.T.A people are crazy and need to be taken down a nauch.