By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
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Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

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That's ridiculous...

This is surprisingly not the first time I've heard this. Only it wasn't a tooth getting stuck in someone's braces and pulling out their pearly whites.

That's why it's on FML

Good luck op

While that is terrifying, it can't happen.

Yeah, if his intention is to get a really good grip on her teeth. Otherwise, not very likely.

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

Just something that you have to brace until she's over it. Hopefully, it'll pass.

Ba dum tss

I hope she feels better soon

She's not sick, she'll get over it.

Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

Those aren't all that fun, either. Gets you soft skin, though.

@7, they're both girls so I doubt they'd be looking for any kind of pearl necklace that doesn't consist of.. you know.. actual pearls..

Tell her to 'brace' herself before you kiss her

I would've given you a thumbs up if you didn't make it obvious

I mean you have to admit, that she sounds pretty terrifying

Right I think I'd be horrified too

sounds like she believes her dreams a little too much