By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
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GrinchFu1 27
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Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

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20bricks 28

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

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SK8WITME 19
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That's ridiculous...

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ArturoRamirez 16
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This is surprisingly not the first time I've heard this. Only it wasn't a tooth getting stuck in someone's braces and pulling out their pearly whites.

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EsDeeCee 12
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That's why it's on FML

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ChaiseT 16

Good luck op

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giantsfan2010 23

While that is terrifying, it can't happen.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Yeah, if his intention is to get a really good grip on her teeth. Otherwise, not very likely.

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20bricks 28

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

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iwanttogotoparis 26
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I hope she feels better soon

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JocelynKaulitz 28

She's not sick, she'll get over it.

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GrinchFu1 27
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Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

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MDoremis 38
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Those aren't all that fun, either. Gets you soft skin, though.

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NicoleP1993 29
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@7, they're both girls so I doubt they'd be looking for any kind of pearl necklace that doesn't consist of.. you know.. actual pearls..

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BlackHawkSavior 28
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Tell her to 'brace' herself before you kiss her

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oceanbrickfire 21
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I would've given you a thumbs up if you didn't make it obvious

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Liamj774 36
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I mean you have to admit, that she sounds pretty terrifying

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derangedplanet 23
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Right I think I'd be horrified too

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americanafrican 32
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sounds like she believes her dreams a little too much

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9a_1z 12
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Not that I'm into all that dream interpretation stuff, but often dreams about loosing teeth occur when you're particularly anxious about something, maybe if you find the root cause the dream won't trouble her so much?

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