Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
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Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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Dave_Davington 35
It's a club. They're basically a place to keep all the fuckwits away from the rest of us. That sort of thing is to be expected, really.
fpants2010 18
People are so rude.
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Comments (56)
russiancat464 12
i mean black chicks usually are unattractive
SystemofaBlink41 27
FML, the place where your personal opinions that differ slightly from the norm are downvoted.
bnbhimp 10
What's wrong with black chicks have you never seen gabby Union Tyra banks or mya?
BobbyJ86 4
Next time go to a black club.
_heavenlysasa 16
Fu*king a**hole. I hate it when ignorant people say that to black girls cause it's happened to me before. Sorry OP.
nikki151 21
I know right, when will people learn that that's not a compliment!
shinikageWolf 15
"Your penis is so big, for a white boy."
PadfootLovesPie 16
Well, even though he was a dick, imma give you a YDI and an FYL because it's CLUBBING, that's what you expect...
simply_meeeee 26
What a racist turd
clue_me_in 20
Not surprised you got comments from those certain ignorant people telling you this wasn't a racist comment. It's always the people who don't experience racism that want to argue that something wasn't actually racist, when it was. "Preferences" are greatly shaped by society that is very racist.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Ouch. My advice, unless you're just looking to hook up with a stranger, avoid clubs and bars.