Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
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Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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Dave_Davington 35
It's a club. They're basically a place to keep all the fuckwits away from the rest of us. That sort of thing is to be expected, really.
fpants2010 18
People are so rude.
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Comments (56)
hannah_dl 11
Not cool. Should have got the bouncer to kick his racist ass out.
ImTheAlpha 30
It kinda does make him racist. He's pretty much saying that black people are ugly.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
No, 28 is right, he is just a douche. Blacks and whites don't mingle nearly as much as other races, most likely because a lack of opposite attraction.
lavapants 15
Or maybe he is not attracted to black women.
Catdragon 40
so now people are racist for not finding black people attractive. that's like calling a gay guy sexist for not finding women attractive. yeah ok.
8313girl 28
Adeptus, where do you live that you gotta deal with that kinda segregation? The town where I'm from; Black, White and Hispanic and many other races hang out all the time. I'm Black and most of my friends are White and Hispanic. Please stop with all that ignorant nonsense. Sorry that your town hasn't gotten with the program that hanging out with other races is cool. I'm not trying to diss you and I sure don't know what racist experiences you've gone through, but you can't generalize whole groups of people based on your surroundings.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
#58 Maybe if you took your head out of your ass and read my comments you would know that I said they don't tend to DATE or MARRY each other. Interacial friendships have nothing to do with it, I'm talking about attractions.
DoomedGemini 38
There's a difference between telling someone they're not your type and saying 'you're attractive DESPITE your race.' Is it so hard to stop at you're attractive? They decided to add the racist part to the sentence. I'm all for standing up for preferences, but I'm not going to defend this asshole. It was a racist, backhanded compliment.
9a_1z 12
You don't get gay guys (who aren't jerks) going up to women and saying 'you're attractive... for a woman', it's an insult since you can find someone attractive without fancying them or their being your type. I find women attractive and I'm in a monogamous straight relationship. I think it takes wilful ignorance to say bringing her race up as the back-hand in a backhanded compliment isn't kinda racist.
nikki151 21
Exact same thing has happened to me
Glausfear 3
well you are beautiful,
opiate_ape 10
in every single way?
9a_1z 12
Words can't bring you down.
honeymoonroyale 20
Why was 21 down voted? She is beautiful.
skobisco 23
annoys me so much that people think you have to be a certain race just to be seen as attractive. I'm purple ffs.
Catdragon 40
no you don't have to be a certain race to be attractive. some people just don't find that race attractive and there is nothing wrong with that. it's like a gay guy saying you're pretty attractive for a woman.
Tyyeezyjr 13
Just hold on OP , the right guy will come your way.
Glausfear 3
for some reason reading that pissed me off, hope you told him to **** off.....white guy here
9a_1z 12
I think clubs are the perfect breeding ground for jerk syndrome - if you look like you have standards most of the guys stay away, thinking there'll be too much competition and you won't be interested, leaving only those with nothing to lose to approach you, who often tend to be icky.
HollyQuinn 21
Clubs are awful places to meet nice people.
the_zero_article 15
and nice places to meet awful people, as it were
Syruphs 17
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although it would sound ridiculous to say to just take the compliment, I have to agree, it is a compliment. take into consideration the enviornment/scenario you're in. you're at a club, where people are drunk. maybe the way he communicated it sounded a bit harsh but most likely was communicated that due to intoxication. pretty sure if alcohol wasn't present, he would've complimented you in a nicer way. alcohol makes you say things that are on your mind directly or almost instantaneously.
mads_fml 7
nope it's negging at best and racism at worst.
chinaski7628 32
24—he basically said black people aren't attractive. How could that possibly be construed as a compliment?
Syruphs 17
technically nothing is racist, instead of racism we should be looking at ethnicity. by all means my message will be seen negatively unless viewed with an open mind. think about it this way: personal preference, maybe he likes girls who are darker or maybe lighter, sure a skin color, but nonetheless a preference.
YoungMalcolmX 13
technically nothing is racist? My dad got called the N word in California yesterday, what would you call that?
pizzaslut247 12
Bruh, wtf do u mean nothing is racist? I get laughed at in my school for being black. Is this called ethnicity? I don't bloody think so. And being under the influence of alcohol mostly causes you to tell the truth. Agreed?
worldclassrager 41
Take it...but don't take him...clubbing is usually not the best palace to meet people
shmoooopie 29
Why are so many people telling op to "take the compliment"? It wasn't a compliment. He basically told her he thinks all black people are ugly but she was an exception
born_hustla 26
Try a classy lounge next time!