Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
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Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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Dave_Davington 35
It's a club. They're basically a place to keep all the fuckwits away from the rest of us. That sort of thing is to be expected, really.
fpants2010 18
People are so rude.
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420west 4
tell that racist loser to **** off.
smoothies14 32
I hate to say it but that's just as much of a generalization as all the people angry that the guy called black women ugly. Some people are pretty, some not as much, but it has nothing to do with race.
Catdragon 40
clubs usually only contain fuckboys or thots. not the best place to look if you want a serious relationship. a hookup, yeah. a long term relationship, no.
Catdragon 40
I'm not interested in black people. they're just not my type. however there are a few exceptions. yes what the guy said was insensitive, but that doesn't necessarily make him racist.
lavapants 15
To tell you the truth I didn't like black women some years ago but after dating one and befriending others now I can see their charm and that there are indeed beautiful black women.
Catdragon 40
I don't find myself attracted to white people either. I find myself attracted to people with caramel skin, sort of like Hispanics. I also find myself attracted to Asian people. it's nothing against black people, it's just the way I am.
alex_gen 39
Well, you can try at the bar next.
pizzaslut247 12
It's funny how people are saying the guy isn't racist. But if I see a white person at a club desperate to meet a guy, and I am the ******** who goes,"Hey, you're pretty hot for a white woman!" I'd totally be dissed. Why you ask? because saying the same shit to some black person would be 'sexual preference' but saying it to a white person would be unacceptable and racist. The world we live in today.
praesidiem 16
Not true even a little bit. In fact, I have been told "You're pretty hot for a white guy." And guess what? I didn't think anything about it.
praesidiem 16
I am not sexually attracted to black women. Am I racist? No. Do I have sexual preferences? Yes. This guy was a blatant asshole, but not racist. "You're hot for a blond." Wouldn't be considered nearly as offensive, even though they both pertain to sexual preferences.
SailorKelly 7
Please don't compare something so easily and immediately changed such as hair color to someone's race. There's a huge difference. If you're told that your hair color is bad or not a preference then you can just change it to make it a preference, but you can't change your skin color. And when you grow up hearing things like that about your skin it's going to deeply affect someone's sense of self-worth.
praesidiem 16
And suddenly its justified to make me question my self-worth simply based on my own sexual preference? How about this then, "You're pretty hot for having a mole on your face.", I don't assume the person is "racist" for not liking moles on a face. "You're pretty hot for a straight guy.", I don't assume the person hates/think less of a straight guy. You know why? Because some people like dudes. Some people like white women. Some people like dogs. And none of these people should be crucified for their sexual preferences.
wildnargles 15
If someone is sexually attracted to a dog I sure as hell aren't going to be okay with that
9a_1z 12
Why would you feel the need to point out the mole on their face or the fact they have blond hair though? If you're interested you're interested, no need to tell them what makes you second-guess it. Isn't it a way of making them feel bad about themselves based on something they can't change? If you're using someone's race to make them feel they have to work harder for your attention, maybe you should re-examine whether it's simply 'sexual preferences'.
praesidiem 16
# 84, I suppose you're a homophobe too then? Because love is love after all.
praesidiem 16
#102, exactly. He didn't need to point it out, but he did. Hence the fact that he's a blatant asshole. From just what he said though, it's not fair to make the assumption that he's racist. My best friend from elementary school is a black female, and I love her to death. I'm just not sexually attracted to her lmao. I don't need to reevaluate my sexual attractions.
9a_1z 12
He was an asshole, and racist, because he was using her race to make her feel like she needed to make up for something. Anyway, even if you don't want to shag her, is your black friend attractive? This guy wasn't saying 'I personally find other skin colours more sexually appealing', he basically said 'your skin colour makes you less hot'.
praesidiem 16
I don't find her, or black women attractive. What type up ****** up society deems attractiveness important? My best friend is the coolest person I've ever met, she outclasses any white person (oh no, I'm double racist) but I am not attracted to her. Do I deserve to burn in social purgatory because my dick won't get hard thinking about black women?!??!
Drnknmonkey08 12
don't meet guys at the clubs! majority of the time you will find cheaters, alcoholics, and people who have no ambition