Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 35
It's a club. They're basically a place to keep all the fuckwits away from the rest of us. That sort of thing is to be expected, really.
fpants2010 18
People are so rude.
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Comments (56)
kahpow 6
Ouch
IndigoPhlo 6
Why are so many people telling her to take the compliment when it was hella backhanded?! Compliments don't have conditions.
KrDizzy 16
For some odd reason, if a black guy at a club said "You're pretty for a white girl." I would take it as a compliment because his preference obviously isn't white. People can't help what they are and aren't attracted to. He's a stranger at a club. Why should his opinion even hold any value?
honeymoonroyale 20
Clubbing to meet someone can end up with things like this.
ColorOfSoul 19
If you are looking to round up some racist into a concentration camp, just track down all the "you deserved it" in this post, minus the mis clicks
wrenavery90 12
What a dick! You showed a lot of restraint by not smacking him.