Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Your attractiveness must run in the family.
quickit 24
Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)
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Comments (86)
xluciferx666 21
If your dad is still married to your mom time to blackmail for a raise
orsombre_fml 11
I feel sorry for you OP.
Hasfusel 7
Never "try" from your dad's "supply". Christmas would cease to be fun. Especially if your family gathers under the same roof.
yumyumbiscuits 14
Like father, like son.
snowflake2410 3
Either her morals are way low or your dad is a freaking sexual beast!! :D
Joceyvdv 9
Wooooooooooooow. Nope nope turn around and walk away
pattycakes101 5
This sounds like something I'd see on Jerry Springer
HerpNdurp88 0
Tag and bag its just a ****** plenty more out there.
autiger0612 18
I hope your parents were split up...? sorry OP