Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Your attractiveness must run in the family.
quickit 24
Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)
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Comments (86)
Dayovernight 7
is it safe to say that hurt? Because I felt that from here
Mortoli 30
hope you told her off... lol
worldclassrager 41
I really like you...but I did your dad...that doesn't mean anything right? Awakward...
2nd 20
totally awakward
scarlett3diaz 24
"Why you gotta sleep with my dad ?"
RealSuperSand 21
She sounds like a special kind of terrible person if she would sleep with your dad and then want to hook up with you. She's like the worse version of the chick that sleeps with a guy and then tries to sleep with his group of friends. Find someone else op.
Noreason89 6
You sound like a special kind of terrible person if you'd jump to such a conclusion knowing only the very little Information given in the fml
RealSuperSand 21
57, given the information that's a pretty good inference to make. With more information that inference could change, but considering the circumstances probably not. Try dealing with a homie hopping chick some time. Not fun bro.
fuckyadvice 1
so just casually mention to your dad that she said she likes you. Then enjoy watching his internal struggle.
LegionRapier61 8
No, no, no, no, no, no...No
Manic1 13
Walk away from that mess. While what she does as a single female is her business I think you dating her would be too awkward for all parties involved. Also, please tell me your dad is single and didn't screw off on your mother with her.
RedPillSucks 33
apparently your dad was into her more literally than you
theblindbandit 13
She's aware that the guy she slept with and you are related huh? Maybe she's like s a Ménage à trois. HUEHUEHUE