Don't worry at 9 I had a full grown mustache . I would rather have no facial hair .

And by 10 you had a 6-pack?

One day, you will be a man.... One day...

he is already a man.atleast half of him is :P

This reminds me of that Drake and Josh episode where Megan shaved half of Josh's moustache.

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

But for the time being, he'll be left out.

Seems to me it'll be hard for op to find some middle ground.

Well played #10. well played.

You could shave the left bit off

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

Don't you mean "On the right side?"

On the right side it takes no time at all

And OP's razors won't wear out too quickly. He can get twice the mileage as a normal guy would, thus saving money.

At least it's not your head..

Cute pic

You could try drawing the right side on with sharpie then

atleast you have some, right?

maybe your genes are shaving it for later

Your comment confuses me so I mustache you about it.

Please make your explanation hairy clear.

Don't be such a beard-o and let them answer.

@9 I'm afraid I must ask you why you have a yellow rubber dick coming out of your pants In your profile picture?

It's a porcelain dick-cup

thats awsome

Are you saying you only have facial hair on half your face (left side)??? Or is there a wrong side to growing facial hair??? o.O

Either way it would only be on one side...

Can you read 14? That's exactly what OP said..

Give it time, facial hair isn't all that anyway.