By ihatemylife - 28/01/2013 01:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 329
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On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

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Don't worry at 9 I had a full grown mustache . I would rather have no facial hair .

And by 10 you had a 6-pack?

One day, you will be a man.... One day...

he is already a man.atleast half of him is :P

This reminds me of that Drake and Josh episode where Megan shaved half of Josh's moustache.

HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

But for the time being, he'll be left out.

Seems to me it'll be hard for op to find some middle ground.

Well played #10. well played.

You could shave the left bit off

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

Don't you mean "On the right side?"

On the right side it takes no time at all

And OP's razors won't wear out too quickly. He can get twice the mileage as a normal guy would, thus saving money.

At least it's not your head..

You could try drawing the right side on with sharpie then

atleast you have some, right?

maybe your genes are shaving it for later

HowAreYouToday 34

Your comment confuses me so I mustache you about it.

Please make your explanation hairy clear.

HowAreYouToday 34

Don't be such a beard-o and let them answer.

@9 I'm afraid I must ask you why you have a yellow rubber dick coming out of your pants In your profile picture?

It's a porcelain dick-cup

Are you saying you only have facial hair on half your face (left side)??? Or is there a wrong side to growing facial hair??? o.O

Either way it would only be on one side...

Can you read 14? That's exactly what OP said..

Give it time, facial hair isn't all that anyway.