By ihatemylife - 28/01/2013 01:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Barhinder 9

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

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nerdlyfe101 4

Don't worry at 9 I had a full grown mustache . I would rather have no facial hair .

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JellyBalls 18

And by 10 you had a 6-pack?

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7yzz 18

One day, you will be a man.... One day...

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alexsam_fml 10

he is already a man.atleast half of him is :P

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teddy4nyy 13

This reminds me of that Drake and Josh episode where Megan shaved half of Josh's moustache.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

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iOceanus 18

But for the time being, he'll be left out.

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coolboy675 16

Seems to me it'll be hard for op to find some middle ground.

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ninjaqueen101 18

Well played #10. well played.

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Barhinder 9

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

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irishpassion16 6

Don't you mean "On the right side?"

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cliffibom 15

On the right side it takes no time at all

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oj101 33

And OP's razors won't wear out too quickly. He can get twice the mileage as a normal guy would, thus saving money.

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GemmaStyles 14

You could try drawing the right side on with sharpie then

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cliffibom 15

maybe your genes are shaving it for later

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HowAreYouToday 34

Your comment confuses me so I mustache you about it.

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meekthekit 6

Please make your explanation hairy clear.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Don't be such a beard-o and let them answer.

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Catkam623 27

@9 I'm afraid I must ask you why you have a yellow rubber dick coming out of your pants In your profile picture?

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peppermintpink 11

Are you saying you only have facial hair on half your face (left side)??? Or is there a wrong side to growing facial hair??? o.O

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CharresBarkrey 15

Either way it would only be on one side...

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Joe9024 20

Can you read 14? That's exactly what OP said..

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carry_on 19

Give it time, facial hair isn't all that anyway.

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