Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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Top comments
ipman737 18
You can actually prove that you did not send that if you can find yourself on a building camera away from the computer at the time
Lilsbills 15
Wow op what an asshole
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Comments (126)
lrak 6
ctrl + alt + L
RedPillSucks 31
format c:
Omniprism 14
No way to prove you didn't do it? Maybe go talk to human resources.
unixdude 9
If you are in the US, call the police. That's a federal felony, and if the coworker is arrested you can then file a civil suit.
pinkwho 13
Always lock your computer OP just press Windows Key L next time.
Seagulltears 2
LOCK YOUR PC BEFORE YOU WALK AWAY! I now have to attend 20 million more "security" training classes because of you. FML
sassy2085 16
I always lock my computer every time even going to the printer. I don't want to be caked as I can't cook but your workplace takes it to a new level. FYL
PhishloverA 14
Tell them to look at the security cameras
sashino 2
Op should have been fired, not securing data& or email is cause enough for termination in my field let alone the email op tough lesson learned. YDI
SoLDarkLord53 12
Op ydi. Always always secure a computer and lock (ctrl+alt+del) it, when you leave it. Even of just for a few seconds to talk to someone outside your cubicle/office.
Kennuckle_fml 6
Use the lock feature on your computer next time.