Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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ipman737 18
You can actually prove that you did not send that if you can find yourself on a building camera away from the computer at the time
Lilsbills 15
Wow op what an asshole
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Comments (126)
bayliebug 14
Something like that happened to my dad, except alcohol was involved. And I think he was the one who sent it. *shrugs* oh well. Hope you find another job soon OP!
nurchok 15
Write an email to your dumbshit ex-boss explaining what happened. Don't ask for your job back. Admit that you screed up, but only by leaving your computer unlocked. When he offers you the job back, tell him to go **** himself because he is a stupid retard for firing you over an email that you didn't send in the first place...
MakaylaReneeB 8
Can't they just check the tapes? Well of course if your work has cameras.
catanita 18
You have to lock your PC every time you leave your desk.
maraka_musso_fml 16
ctrl+l would have ensure this doesn't happen.
nurchok 15
Ctrl+L doesn't do it. Windows logo key + L locks it...
tgbvfr 8
Lock your computer, moron!! Hitting 2 keys before leaving your desk is not rocket science!! YDI for sure!!
browniey 11
Always lock your comp when you step away...
HannahLouise96 13
Are there any security cameras around? If so, you'd at least be able to prove that you weren't at your desk when the email was sent. Sorry OP, some people can be real assholes.
justmeCee 16
I feel bad for you Op, but you should of locked your computer when going on a personal. Usually that is protocol in most offices.
brandoneyez1 25
First, if you can prove it... Get the proof and show the asshole.. I mean your ex boss.. And in the future... Lock your computer and keep a tight password on it. now get the cameras dumped so you can show that you didn't do it.