Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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Top comments
ipman737 18
You can actually prove that you did not send that if you can find yourself on a building camera away from the computer at the time
Lilsbills 15
Wow op what an asshole
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Comments (126)
fritzie2011 5
Karma will catch up with him! And hey, maybe you'll find an even better job with better coworkers :)
Cujo3269 9
That's pretty shitty
HeavenlyAura 15
Next time, try to lock your computer before going away from it. Life will be so much better if you do. ♥
reeneebabe 10
why would you get up from your computer without locking it?
trolled11 8
get the security cameras to show th tine you left and the time you sent the email
annihil8or 15
This is why you should always lock your computer.
Inked0803 12
If he didnt even look into it or give you a chance to explain you don't wanna work for someone like that anyways shows they have no professionalism
schadenfreud 6
since you no longer work for him, you're technically free to send him an abusive email of your own
CharresBarkrey 15
I have a hard time believing someone would do this unprovoked. Also, depending on your job, OP, you really should have locked your computer as others have mentioned. At my job, because I deal with personal information and have to obey HIPAA laws, we can get fired for NOT locking our computers when we leave our stations. But in all honesty, maybe you aren't that great to work with, and maybe we aren't getting the whole story here.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
To people who said YDI-how did OP deserve it? explain.
lmbachman 23
Because any company that provides company-based email has security measures, including locking your PC when you leave it, even if just for a moment.