Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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ipman737 18
You can actually prove that you did not send that if you can find yourself on a building camera away from the computer at the time
Lilsbills 15
Wow op what an asshole
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Comments (126)
Jst4kicks 16
wow wtf, hopefully they find out the truth and fire that asshole, also while rehiring you
caohm 18
pasty works too well sometimes. what a coward
Tuffay 14
Maybe your manager sent it to himself to set you up. That would be one devious boss!
Dcm210 19
Are there cameras in the office?
tehdarkness 21
Shoulda locked your keyboard...
MFE_Street 3
Dang I'm pretty sure I would have to be dragged out of there cause of the scene I would have caused. I'm also sorry to hear that happened to you tho.
dinagdotphoto 13
Some hardcore office competition you got there. If all the other comments' suggestions fail, sometimes you'll find that the worst falls less to the best opportunities. Plenty of friends found dream jobs after getting fitted from crappy ones. Add long add you have a job, you don't usually look for a better opportunity.. So hopefully all works out for the best!
stitesy29 18
Sorry OP :( Hope it turns out for the best and you end up getting a better job with coworkers who arent dipshits
olpally 32
Go kick that co worker in the nuts when you see him. File a complaint too.
Circe_fml 6
wow... they are some real jerks... i hope you get a better job OP