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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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Insult to injury

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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The little things

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:53

Make the pansy get you a drink, then clean it up.

SteveTheJanitor 6

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:53

Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.

Comments

Kokara1352 2

Tuesday 4 October 2011 20:51

It's either the greatest ******* comforter ever or he's unnaturally lazy

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 4 October 2011 21:18

Wow...he's too much of a pussy (pardon the pun) to clean it up himself, so he calls you home from work. Tell him to get off his pathetic butt and get a job so you don't have to support him. Also, you should have asked what exactly the emergency was before driving home for half an hour.

xxlexayxx 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 22:07

did it stain?

sequins 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 22:09

well he couldve been worried the cat was really sick- which would be an emergency

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 4 October 2011 22:28

Your last personal day of the month!? It's October 4th!

pancakechick 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:04

So you couldn't ask him what the emergency was -before- driving all the way home ?

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:07

yum

insidejokeswithm 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:24

I actually submitted an FML like this a few days ago about my girlfriend and a spider at our house forcing me to leave and then this one gets published? You people are screwed up.