Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
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Llama_Face89 34
Make the pansy get you a drink, then clean it up.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Tell him to man up and clean it up himself.
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Comments (98)
cbdee 8
Exactly!
zombiekitten87 12
Call first.
Joey44 15
Yeah, well, as other people have said, I don't really understand why you didn't call him back to find out what the emergency was, but even so, the fact that he called in the first place indicates something kind of wrong. My guess would be this isn't the first time he's sat back on his arse and made you do the dirty work for him.
oklahomaguy 0
You deserve it. Why didn't you ask what the emergency was when he was on the phone? Retard.
cubby1331 0
You get multiple days off a month
dogpup4 23
LAST personal day.
satph 12
wait a sec, so you used up all your personal days and it's only the forth day? i sniff a bludger lol
Epic_Fail911 15
funny cat
Jorcar 8
And that's why you ask what the emergency is before taking off.
little_monster21 0
you get multiple personal days per month? it's the begining of the month and you've already used your last one??
ifeelya 5
should've ask him over the phone of what was the emergency. YDI.