Cats and Animals: Insult to injury

Insult to injury

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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You deserved it 4 771

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 440

You deserved it 180

Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 177

You deserved it 312

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 150 410

You deserved it 22 965

By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 978

You deserved it 2 851

By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 520

You deserved it 3 597

Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 887

You deserved it 212

Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 011

You deserved it 139

By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 682

You deserved it 9 394

The Lovecats

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 894

You deserved it 188

Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 035

You deserved it 213

loganh427 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)

veyn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

That must have been one strong hug. FYCL

Comments

dan81892 2

Monday 15 June 2009 23:06

wow that sucks

RyGan 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 15:45

No sh*t it sucks . That's why it's on FML

carpediem9_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 0:54

up down lol

Lolerskatez 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:31

hugged kitty a bit too tight lol

Colleennn1579 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:06

I hate cats

thebesterone 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:08

agreed

melissa333jade 3

Friday 15 July 2011 15:30

thats wat i was thinkin exactly they are evil in a fur coat!

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 10 December 2011 23:02

Evil in a fur coat -- made me LOL

Chaos187 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:56

And they hate you too.

angelikagiza 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 2:35

Whyy

stereoskyline_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

Wow.

Dr_Jalepenos 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 14:54

maybe ur cat had a bad day too

DarksideDoll 31

Thursday 18 September 2014 21:21

Or maybe she squeezed her cat too hard.

veyn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

That must have been one strong hug. FYCL

MikeonFML 17

Saturday 7 September 2013 15:42

I agree it was probably too tight..

claudya_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

i ******* hate cats with a passion it doesnt help that they show no mercy

MikeonFML 17

Saturday 7 September 2013 15:45

A lot of cats are nice and fluffy, though I'll agree some can be evil

dogsickftl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

You make kitteh scared.

dogsickftl 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

You make kitteh scared.

greenb0ttlecap 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

that sucks. i agree with # 2 i hate cats

jollyholly414 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

I'm sorry. I can't say I know how u feel because I'm allergic to cats, but I bet it was gross. :(

loganh427 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)

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You deserved it 132

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You deserved it 12 849

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You deserved it 138

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You deserved it 318

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Insult to injury

Same thing different taste

Thanks for the support

Long day

Sorry little buddy

Stomach bug?

The Lovecats

Signs of distress

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