Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
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Top comments
nicole2246 8
Haha Yes! :) You Better Hope That "Cums" Out Easy!
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
your face and comment freaks me out. mostly your face.
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Comments (116)
KiddNYC1O 22
Holy. Never in my life, 30.
jillianmathers12 13
I know that there is cum in the condom in the fax machine! I would just break the top off and pray that it doesn't spill
aznpiboy24 5
30 said it herself, she's stupid.
jillianmathers12 13
How did I say I'm stupid?
Mitch_Connor 11
Secretary's in line for a huge bonus, apparently.
Jujubilee 1
That's so disgusting. I hope they got caught on camera and get fired.
Bluemonster3 26
At least it is something different :D
mrmetr 4
DNA ? test it and bust them. Or just say at least some one is getting some. I prefer to just let it go and set up a camera, blackmail, and depending on who it was you could retire.
Buzzy123 7
Recycle it for your own use. And that's a pretty weird place to do it o.O
je_suis_fml 11
I wish there was an age limit on this site or proactive parents taking advantage of parental control for PCs and mobile devices for the feisty babies whom don't understand grownup talk...