Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
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Top comments
aliyourpally 12
She got what she asked for, but you didn't OP.
thatkid00117 16
Throw some salt at her
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Comments (86)
angelitared 27
Put some salt on that pretzel .. Geez!!
cottoncandymango 17
What a witch. Should've tossed some salt at her.
Uri69 10
Give her a salt bath. XD lololol
Morgiepoooh9822 17
What is wrong with people?
RivetingTaleChap 6
The customer is always-- *reads OP's username* Good point, OP.
worldclassrager 41
Salt on the table? Or bring her some salt...she can dress it anyway she damn well pleases...
iluvFMLs15 19
i like the name that OP has :)
alexsandria83 18
What a dumb bitch
JasonUMN 15
Sounds like a salty situation.
thebomb553 5
Either you heard her wrong, or she is a BIAAAATCH.