Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML
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Top comments
Willibobs 33
Think 'sick freaks' is taking it a bit too far. I'm more offended by your judgement of them as opposed to their conversation.
WCARlover 35
I really hope the teenager has some other person in her life to serve as a role model
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Comments (221)
Mohamedegypt 13
to each his own :) never know if you'd like it lol
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I agree with top commenter #10. I'm not on board the anal train, but there are some people who really enjoy it, and that's pretty great advice. You are in no position to judge like that. What if someone called you a 'sick freak' for something you really enjoyed and thought was natural? Too far.
ladyg228 15
It's great advice to give to a non-consenting adult that in order for a man to stay with her she must subject herself to his sexual preferences!! Great way to raise kids NOT
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Don't be moronic.
jk_waks23 19
Considering that the said teenager was her daughter, ***** mothers make ***** daughters! I am sorry you had to hear that conversation!
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I'm sorry, who said anything about them being mother and daughter?
angeldogeyes 14
But I've heard anal doesn't feel good. And as for the guy, isn't that what the pussy is for?
accidentprone41 3
Anal can feel good to some with the right prep and lube. It can be pleasurable for a man because it will stimulate the prostate. Some women do enjoy anal. Personally I only give that when on my period. I find that I enjoy it more then.
angelofsaturn 23
Anal doesn't feel good if someone just shoves it in. I love anal but it took years for me to like it because of previous trauma and i would freeze up and pull away. As long as your partner is gentle it's amazing.
rroy92 1
she's not wrong... she's not right but def not wrong though
middleagednurse 22
These sick freaks actually only exist in Walmarts.
Edward862 7
well she isn't wrong ...
TheCookieComet 23
Was it your ass? Did the teenage girl gibe you too much anal? You should've cleaned beforehand. dumbass
CaptainBlack 18
"Today, at Walmart" ... never a good sign...
ItsDutch 16
Valuable life lessons taught at Walmart