Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML
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Top comments
Willibobs 33
Think 'sick freaks' is taking it a bit too far. I'm more offended by your judgement of them as opposed to their conversation.
WCARlover 35
I really hope the teenager has some other person in her life to serve as a role model
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Comments (221)
nicfo 22
This is sad... Even for Walmart standards.
Tannasgh 22
Stop shopping at Wal?Mart
metallica427 10
Anal would definitely make me want to stay, it's a big trust thing and it feels amazing. Offering me anal or ******** more often will make me do whatever you ask more often.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Wow, boyfriend of the year right here.
mergeterge 24
He was simply saying trust is cool and the sensation is nice. Idk how that's a bad thing...
54MU31 19
Just curious about how this possibly affected you?
thecman25 14
only at walmart lol
kiana_bananaaa 7
"Sick freaks"? How about we don't judge people based on how they want to express their sexuality. Honestly, who cares if someone does anal, has vaginal sex, gives oral, is 100% abstinent, who cares? It's not your body, you're not the one having sex with her. You don't get a vote on what she should and shouldn't do
stargirl_95 24
The problem isn't that the woman enjoys anal. The problem is that she's telling the teenage girl that she HAS to do anal in order to keep a man which is ****** up because you shouldn't feel as though you have to do any sexual act you may not otherwise do in order to make someone stay.
Bragi 12
135: You don't HAVE to do anything but it is a tradeoff. Anyone, male or female, not getting sexual satisfaction will eventually leave.
SPFINATOR1993 10
You're just pissed that you didn't think of this sooner because something like this would have saved your marriage.
Bragi 12
Why do you think she's wrong?
Aspirax 13
She was wrong! It's blow jobs.
Starham1 14
The funny thing is, it actually works. Over 50% of men are into anal, while roughly 1% of women actually do it.
accidentprone41 3
To be fair. 1 in 10 all the men in the world are gay so that reduces the ratio of straight men to straight women That are into anal sex. So it's more like 30% to 1%.