By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML
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How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

That sucks! But was the sex good?

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What an awful experience! I feel for you, but I assure you, when you're 40, this will make a good story.

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

Or Osteoporosis.... That just isn't right.

That sucks! But was the sex good?

Is that even a question

#14 i don't get why you are being down voted. 10/10 would prolly say sex that involves hip breaking is painful and thus not good... not to mention potentially embarrassing though hopefully the sex partner was concerned and helpful rather than judgemental.

It probably was that good if he was moving his hips that hard!

I think we all can say that it was at least climatic for sure.

ezrajab 22

How the hell did you do that at such a young age op?

Ohhh that seriously sucks OP, I hope you feel better soon! Hopefully this is just a freak accident rather than a sign of something more serious. Fingers Crossed!

So I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you like it rough

did you not drink your milk when you were growing up?

I hate milk and never drank a whole lot of it as a kid and I'm not breaking any hips during sex and neither is my boyfriend who also hates milk. So milk has nothing to do with this.

Funny that I just watched this on "Adam Ruins Everything" yesterday. Milk doesn't actually strengthen your bones.

Hey, at least it means you were giving it your all! Still sucks that it happened, though. Hope you heal quickly.

stupid phone I meant to up thumb not down thumb. and this stupid app won't let me go bback and change it. and what really gets me hot is when I vote FYL or YDI

Try not to break your hip while you're voting on FMLs, 13.

Holy shit, see a doctor. That is an indication of any number of illnesses, with cancer very much being on the list.

Unless it was a significant fall, they still shouldn't have broken their hip at that age, barring some illness or condition thinning their bones or otherwise making them more fragile.

They have a broken hip, something tells me they are going to see a doctor...

Sometimes it's just the luck of the fall. I was 12/13 when I fell running in gym class and ripped all the soft tissue off my hip and fractured it. And only 15 when I broke both bones above my ankle because I slipped on some water and tripped.

remember that college basketball player that broke their leg when landing at just the "right" angle? when it comes to bone breaking, sometimes shit just happens. also, as mentioned they could have fallen ONTO something. maybe their was a "weapon" on the floor... like a bowling ball or a short metal sturdy side table with sinister corners. who knows?

You too didn't drink your milk when you were young?

Yup, this is true. I've broken a lot of bones, but one of the most painful was when I shattered the growth plate in my big toe... Just by going down a step. Bones are weirdos.

You are doing it wrong. Or right :)