Intimacy: Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

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By usarmywife - 17/04/2017 02:00

Today, at the ripe old age of 27, I dislocated my hip while making love to my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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Mangascribbler 19

Monday 4 July 2016 18:41

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

SofaKing619 13

Tuesday 2 August 2016 5:01

That sucks! But was the sex good?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 August 2016 15:48

Vitamin D...can't go wrong with the D...and Calcium as well...that's good too...

meaganlo 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:12

Doesn't matter. Still had sex.

Grisha_fml 18

Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:23

I won't believe it until I see it... do you have a video of this incident?

BuckNekkid 22

Tuesday 2 August 2016 16:47

get freaky

SomeRandomUser 19

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:12

That's the best way to break it.

zack1876 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:15

You need more calcium and vitamin d.

rad2007 8

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:17

Sounds like you were having fun?

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 2 August 2016 17:18

That sounds intense

Aashi456 2

Tuesday 2 August 2016 18:43

you had sex at 26....! Lucky you..! I am ready to blast my balls...cries in the corner...dark..

alaina1104 11

Tuesday 2 August 2016 19:06

Ouch! Hope you're okay, OP! But I guess if you're going to break your hip, that's the way to do it.

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