Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
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Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Invest in a good sports bra.
Jasper1405 16
Well you are going to the gym, wich means you are working on your weight and you will be in shape before you know it!
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Comments (72)
SaturnV 25
I'm surprised at how many commenters seem to assume that OP is overweight and that working out will decrease the size of his man boobs. There is a medical condition called gynecomastia which OP may be suffering from. It can be caused by underlying hormonal/endocrine issues, or issues of a more serious nature, like cancer. Perhaps a medical evaluation is in order for OP.
BobbieH 19
This probably because being fat is far more common, OP didn't mention having a condition and the FML is about working out. Are you Dr. Greg House M.D. trying to find a new and interesting case? This seems like a wild leap given the post.
SaturnV 25
There is nothing farfetched or illogical about identifying a potential medical condition from the information and suggesting OP see a doctor for it. OP certainly wouldn't mention having a condition if he has not been diagnosed yet. Gynecomastia is far more common than most people realize (as demonstrated by your ignorance and weak attempt at condescension with the House comment). OP himself may also believe that working out or losing weight will resolve the problem, when in fact, it will not if the gynecomastia is caused by something other than excess fat. I'm still not quite sure what part of that you failed to follow from my first post, but I hope I have clarified things for you. :)
Fedezzer 20
There's nothing far-fetched about the idea, but it was quite obvious that the issue was being overweight. It seems that #55 just wished to share their marvelous intellect with the rest of us in an attempt to dazzle someone random people on the internet.
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Not exactly a good thing but don't beat yourself up over it. Clearly you know you have some things to work on and you are at least trying to do something about it. That's more than most people can say. Don't give up and keep putting in the work, it'll pay off op.
Celina_Lune 20
But you were at the gym! It sounds like you're trying, so that's what matters.
bdsabour92 2
Hey man! At least you're at the gym! Good for you!
elsuperloco68 12
Haha! Motorboat!!
fmlfantom 8
Remember the generally have sports bras on so they dont jiggle alot but i have manboobs to and i hate wen they jiggle
kemando 22
That's why you're there, right? Keep at it, eat healthy you'll lose weight easy
ethanman82 8
you lapping everybody that is sitting on the couch
yourface107 3
Buy a sports bra and hide it lol
ravenxcorvinus 9
on the other hand, non-jiggly boobs aren't exactly a great thing... to each their own though! :)