Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
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Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Invest in a good sports bra.
Jasper1405 16
Well you are going to the gym, wich means you are working on your weight and you will be in shape before you know it!
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Comments (72)
Sandman1917 5
Sounds like you need a Bro or a Manzier for your Moobs
DWT 18
At least you're at the gym and trying to lose weight.
Mauskau 35
Well she was probably wearing a sports bra which are designed to stop boobs jiggling as it can damage the breast otherwise and make them saggy and painful. Maybe you should get one too.
rosenkrieger223 24
Except that there's a difference between the way mammary tissue and fat connects to the body..
killmeslowly5 5
You're at the gym for a reason op don't pay attention to that. Plus no pecs no sex. :) stay motivated:)
Sidhen 8
Good on you for going to the gym! However, remember that nutrition probably plays the biggest role when trying to loose weight. Keep up the good work!
randome101 12
Lol so what he's saying is he was staring at hers while at the gym
Cazz91 21
Keep working at it OP! Soon you will not have to worry about that. :)
Gottobekiddingme 7
Seriously: combine Atkins diet (modify it to contain mostly healthy fats) with the "anti estrogen diet" by Ori Hofmeikler (sp?) and double the amount of cardio you are used to on an empty stomach. You'll see positive results in no time!
Futacy 29
i'd keep that gym membership if I were you.
worldclassrager 39
Good thing your at the gym then...anyone? Alright no...