Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked...

By Koubz - 19/4/2010 12:07 - Egypt

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)

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By pariah13 | 0

#981832 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:06

that blows

By Koubz | 0

#983152 - Thursday 22 April 2010 0:56

fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.

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By JD_88 | 0

#981831 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:05

Should have put your hand over your nose

By pariah13 | 0

#981832 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:06

that blows

lolwtfXD | 0

#981888 - Monday 19 April 2010 20:28

in Soviet Russia, joke stop using you!

Averizzle | 0

#981894 - Monday 19 April 2010 20:34

in Soviet Russia you actually have a sac.

zydr8 | 0

#981902 - Monday 19 April 2010 20:57

In Soviet Russia they have no sense of humor and these are the funniest jokes they can come up with.

Quit picking on them, it's like making fun of the mentally impaired, sure it's funny but they can't really fight back so it's not fair.

madarchod | 0

#981904 - Monday 19 April 2010 21:00

what is soviet Russia?

Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex | 10

#3708068 - Friday 9 December 2011 23:30

lol. that was PUN-ny..

By cstetchman | 0

#981833 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:07

taste good?

By fudgenick | 4

#981834 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:08

Eeeeeew. YDI for not using a tissue.

Also, why would you have a fan on if you have a cold...?

By raghavfyl | 0

#981835 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:08

CATCH IT BIN IT KILL IT

By loveyoulots22 | 0

#981836 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:09

I hope ur mouth was closed. If not i bet that tasted delicious

By xBigDx | 0

#981838 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:13

sneeze inside your shirt next time! ydi

Tasanasanta | 0

#981845 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:22

Why would you have a tissue on hand just in case you sneezed?

imbatman_fml | 0

#981869 - Monday 19 April 2010 20:03

in soviet Russia, everytime someone sneezes, government sneezes back on you.

raghavfyl | 0

#981887 - Monday 19 April 2010 20:27

wat so u dnt have a tissue in ur house?

By Cinn_fml | 22

#981839 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:15

This is why you use a tissue, or your hand (which you can then wash or wipe down with a tissue), or the inside of your elbow or something. I'm tempted by YDI for not thinking about where you sneezed.

bubbiebear | 7

#4982810 - Friday 28 September 2012 22:27

It was in her house why would she spend time trying to figure how where to sneeze?

By Nena713 | 0

#981841 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:18

Omg I sneezed on my face... my life is over

By davekron | 0

#981843 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:20

The human sneezse at 400 km/h or more... so unless your fan goes at least at 100 km/h (air resistance overestimated for the sake of argument) then you're a big fat liar. next!

JD_88 | 0

#981850 - Monday 19 April 2010 19:38

hahahaaaaa! good point!!!

BauerMegan | 31

#5543472 - Thursday 20 June 2013 6:39

Test it out then!