Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
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Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Invest in a good sports bra.
Jasper1405 16
Well you are going to the gym, wich means you are working on your weight and you will be in shape before you know it!
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Comments (72)
fakedsincerity 32
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah.
toxxickittyy 19
Great googaly moobally!
AngrySailor 17
Nanook NO NO!
fightingfu 5
Meanwhile, said girl posts an FML about being flat...
99megster 15
I assumed that she was probably just wearing a good sports bra, not that she's flat.
RedPillSucks 31
OP can only hope that she is flat, since he's bigger than her.
shaynb04 8
At least your working on your weight! :)
Jennybean28 8
At least you were already at the gym! Don't feel bad, keep up the good work and you'll be fit soon enough.
IscoreOnU 19
Working it off. It's all good.
diaosi 4
You must have huge pecs, or you are just really fat I don't know.
challan 19
That's why you are at the gym OP. Self improvement. Way to go. I'm proud of you.
ctry30 5
At least you're doing something about it! Keep it up!
perdix 29
You should have sung "Just a Jiggle-O" to that girl. She might like your sweaty moobs and your sense of humor. It's worth a shot.