Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
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Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Invest in a good sports bra.
Jasper1405 16
Well you are going to the gym, wich means you are working on your weight and you will be in shape before you know it!
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Comments (72)
jonha21 11
Wuhahahwhen i red the first sentence I thought you were a Chick Xd
RedPillSucks 31
*Xb *read
_DudeGuy_ 16
I want to point out that OP was checking out the women's boobs.
bloodangel1973 8
I feel your pain. Hold the course, it will get better.
RedPillSucks 31
Unless you have big boobs, you're probably not feeling OPs pain
underthesea12 24
hit the treadmill
Steffi 26
It would not be a good thing if you were a women. Breast jiggling is painful XD (well...for me anyway, I can't speak for all women XD).
MlleMC_fml 19
I have tiny breasts, and it's still uncomfortable, so I guess it's the case for every woman.
dr_snow_bear 29
Don't worry man! Just keep at it and don't let yourself get discouraged.
killianc9 5
Sports bra man.. They do wonders
saxybandgeek 14
Let me tell you right now that boob jiggling during exercise is never a good thing
Horsempeg 25
Good thing your at the gym...
frip_fml 9
**** are ****, can't beat them.