Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.
ShroomsOnAcid 16
Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.
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Comments (278)
mom2pen 4
The teacher's a bully. Report them.
jdizzle013 4
That's a bogus ass teacher man ... But take some accutane!!
sweet_candy_ 17
Teachers are supposed to be good role models. It's sad when they do stupid shit like this.
kei1108 13
Wow; what a jerk. You should put in a complaint to the school office. That's very abusive. I'm sorry, OP!
SanaHasSwag 0
Pepporoni face! Jk
Akharr01 5
Hmm, get a tissue?
KVKdragon 26
Then you say "I'm sorry. I couldn't understand you, your mouth is dribbling douche drool". JK (it's ok to think that though). Just reprimand her for alienating her student (aka you).
harshpatel009 4
Look at the bright side, the other 119 aren't bleeding.. If ur a hater don't comment on this commet
bizarre_ftw 21
*You're *comment *look ON the bright side -smug smile-
FajitaFreak 3
In fact, "at" would work in the context of that sentence. Everything else you corrected is accurate though, fellow grammar Nazi.
high_tower87 9
Maybe you should just suck it up and not take offense so easily. Your teacher was merely telling you that your face was bleeding.
EmperorXing 0
Hey, at least he/she was looking out for you, right? Even though it's kind of stalkerish they know how many pimples you have.