Miscellaneous: Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my...

By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Friday 20 January 2012 1:37

"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 20 January 2012 0:25

Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.

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BlueHue 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:13

Don't worry, everybody gets pimples :) It's natural, and if someone wants to make fun of it, they are just jerks.

BlesstheSilence 11

Friday 20 January 2012 1:14

And they wonder why kids go apeshit and beat up their teachers...

sarbear293 4

Friday 20 January 2012 1:16

That teacher blows. But hey, professors/teachers do that sometimes but you have to take it and make the best presentation possible. Make them feel bad!

BostonBruinsFan 8

Friday 20 January 2012 3:52

So your teacher gives bjs? You said your teacher "Blows"!

sarbear293 4

Friday 20 January 2012 4:09

132- you know what I meant!

BostonBruinsFan 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:03

TheIsland, u r the immature person, she gets wat I said about the bjs, and thanks! And just stop your FML life, TheIsland!!

BostonBruinsFan 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:07

Sarbear -

devin12 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:17

Its called being a cool teacher, i would laugh if my teacher told me that xD

Ins_Knie 2

Friday 20 January 2012 1:25

Just what a youngster with puberty issues needs right before a presentation in front of the class, eh? I'm sure that's the time when OP's self-esteem is peaking. Not!

michellenKG 5

Friday 20 January 2012 1:53

Thats not funny. I mean theres a line. I wouldnt want ANYONE saying that to me, especially a teacher. All she had to say was 'You're bleeding'. The '120th pimple' line was completely uncalled for.