Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.
ShroomsOnAcid 16
Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.
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Comments (278)
mightymart 5
Wow that teacher is some asshole
FajitaFreak 3
OP trust me I know how you feel. I used to have very bad acne.. even at 21 years old, I still have a few. Nothing as bad, but I do have scarring now as well.. sigh. People are so insensitive. I worked out, took good care of myself, excellent hygiene; and tried many products that were supposed to get rid of my acne. Nothing worked. Some made it worse. I felt so insecure it was horrible. Your professor is a douchebag and you should have told him "Wow professor, you're bleeding from the eye!" and then punched him out cold. It's no less than he deserves. Too bad you can't legally attack people who deserve it.
Skymone 6
Wow. What a meanie! I bet the teacher is a lonely cat lady.
whitperky 0
That's so mean! I think thats considered harassment..I hope you told someone about that.
Albertkoholic 8
Haha!
Nickel05 15
OP, if you're a girl, try taking birth control. Your acne may be hormonal, and if it is, that should clear it right up. Worked like a charm for me. My acne was awful, and none of the OTC products (Clearasil, Proactiv, Neutorgena) worked for me. So I went to the dermatologist for like the zillionth time, and she put me on birth control (she told me that was her last resort). Within a couple months, it was gone. Like, just gone! Now, I may get a zit, maybe two if im unlucky, each month. OP, if you're a guy, I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you since you obviously can't take birth control without overloading your system with female hormones. I would suggest going to a dermatologist and seeing what they suggest, and keep going til they figure out whats causing it and get it gone.
Jessicaa16 1
Aw that bitchh!
hateevryone 14
you need to use something to get rid of that acne.
ilove80smetal 8
I pray the (s)he was referring to the cheek on your face, not your ass... That'd be pailful... But still op I feel your pain, I had pretty bad acne for a while. It's just worse for some people than others... Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts :)
shane_109 8
Nasty