Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, my boss tried to knock down a tower of empty boxes next to me while yelling, "Beat it, nerd!" A box hit my face and knocked my glasses off. I got bullied by my boss. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML
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Top comments
ICastillo 25
Good luck Op!!!
egc573 40
That sounds like an episode of the Office. I can totally see Michael Scott doing that to somebody...
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Comments (38)
daywalkerm80 5
U got this coming Ur way buddy......FYL
daywalkerm80 5
Welcome to the real world
baileylaidlaw 6
Kids, this is why you finish high school..
Shit_talkin_chik 5
Look-up your legal rights in a work place & sue. Get his money and quit working for a man that has to prove his "ego" thru anger! I'm sure once denounced his place of power he'd be a pussy-ass-bitch! Sorry OP if you just keep working for that pathetic excuse of a man.
nco1414 7
Sounds like a terrific work choice
fmlman287 0
Gordon Ramsey works in an office now?
doglover100 29
Atleast you don't work for Gordon Ramsey. That man terrifies me with his anger.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Well now you know what happened to the guy you replaced.