Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML
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perdix
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It must suck that you have white hair at your young age.
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Primus_fml
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What the hell was the joke?
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Primus_fml
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What the hell was the joke?
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
PEDOBEAR :P
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GluttunousQueen
| 0
i like your icon XD
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smileycupcake62
| 4
why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
in case he got a HOLE IN ONE!!!
*spewing red gatorade*
in case he got a HOLE IN ONE!!!
*spewing red gatorade*
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NeonAgatha
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eeeewww-A
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banananut
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2, that's what i wanna know. xD
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you probably wouldn't get it anyway
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sunnydale_fml
| 0
awww man tht really is gross feel bad for u op
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xDenim
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So the guy behind you was facing your back or did the dude turn around then spit? lol
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perdix
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It must suck that you have white hair at your young age.
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roobear
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Perdix I thought that too at first, but sadly nothing in the OP implies he is young.
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catatonicsleep
| 17
i've seen teenagers that have pretty much white hair (i assume they were going for platinum blond...) I saw one who had dyed her hair gray....
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
That's exactly what I thought at first.
Platinum blonde, ftw!
Platinum blonde, ftw!
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saywhaaat_01
| 0
LOL!
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perdix
| 29
roobear, you have to read between the lines. The scene appears to have taken place in a cafeteria-like setting and drinking red Gatorade while not playing a sport make me think these are young people. So, there's not proof that they are young, but it seems to be a reasonable assumption.
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Dimitrov_fml
| 0
Well said.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Perdix, WRONG!
If it were a cafeteria, they would be drinking milk!
However, I cannot dispute the fact that your assumption was a reasonable one to make.
If it were a cafeteria, they would be drinking milk!
However, I cannot dispute the fact that your assumption was a reasonable one to make.
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twinny_sc
| 13
27, Some cafeterias have more to drink than milk. My cafeteria has gatorades and bottled water.
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starile
| 19
The shirt was white, not necessarily the hair. Also, plenty of cafeterias/schools sell gatorade.
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racerchick96
| 0
27, the one who spilled may have brought their own beverage.
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daniella4680
| 0
the short waswhite dingbat
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Yes, thank you everyone. I realize that just because it was implied that they were in a cafeteria does not necessarily mean that they were drinking milk.
-_-
-_-
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Toxxic_Blackout
| 0
Also, I live in a rather small town (about 10k ppl) and the cafeteria at my school has WAY more stuff to drink besides milk. I rarely see people consuming the nasty milk of death.. also, powerade is one of the options available for purchase, but not the slightly tastier Gatorade:(
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Attention: Useless Jane Trivia Ahead.
I used to lie and say I was allergic to chocolate milk in order to get the regular stuff on the only-chocolate days. I don't care for chocolate in my healthy stuff. Thatisall.
No, really. That IS all. Why are you still reading this?
I used to lie and say I was allergic to chocolate milk in order to get the regular stuff on the only-chocolate days. I don't care for chocolate in my healthy stuff. Thatisall.
No, really. That IS all. Why are you still reading this?
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GavinRoskamp
| 0
YES.
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starile
| 19
Attention: Useful-Ass Trivia Ahead. Milk is for baby cows, and is not healthy. Humans are the only species that drink milk beyond infancy, and are the only species that drink the milk of another species. After the age of 4, you lose 95% of the lactase needed to digest milk, which is why so many people are lactose intolerant. You can and should get your calcium from other food sources, like leafy greens. Look it up.
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dinorawr1107
| 4
the OP could have had blonde hair -.-
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iGreen_Day
| 0
I've done this before. FYL OP :/
except it was ribena not gatorade
except it was ribena not gatorade
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black_knight402
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I'd love to hear this joke?
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mintcar
| 9
Must've been a really funny joke.
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xxjoseph1543xx
| 0
It's more of an FML for him than you.
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starile
| 19
Not if it was a nice white shirt. OP then had to walk around with those red stains for the rest of the day.
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GluttunousQueen
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no, it's a FML for him because he spilled his red Gatorade. :P
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ChubbyCake
| 5
At least it wasn't something hot.