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What the hell was the joke?
PEDOBEAR :P
i like your icon XD
why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? in case he got a HOLE IN ONE!!! *spewing red gatorade*
eeeewww-A
So the guy behind you was facing your back or did the dude turn around then spit? lol
Perdix I thought that too at first, but sadly nothing in the OP implies he is young.
i've seen teenagers that have pretty much white hair (i assume they were going for platinum blond...) I saw one who had dyed her hair gray....
That's exactly what I thought at first. Platinum blonde, ftw!
LOL!
The shirt was white, not necessarily the hair. Also, plenty of cafeterias/schools sell gatorade.
the short waswhite dingbat
Attention: Useless Jane Trivia Ahead. I used to lie and say I was allergic to chocolate milk in order to get the regular stuff on the only-chocolate days. I don't care for chocolate in my healthy stuff. Thatisall. No, really. That IS all. Why are you still reading this?
YES.
Attention: Useful-Ass Trivia Ahead. Milk is for baby cows, and is not healthy. Humans are the only species that drink milk beyond infancy, and are the only species that drink the milk of another species. After the age of 4, you lose 95% of the lactase needed to digest milk, which is why so many people are lactose intolerant. You can and should get your calcium from other food sources, like leafy greens. Look it up.
I've done this before. FYL OP :/ except it was ribena not gatorade
I'd love to hear this joke?
It's more of an FML for him than you.
Not if it was a nice white shirt. OP then had to walk around with those red stains for the rest of the day.
no, it's a FML for him because he spilled his red Gatorade. :P
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It must suck that you have white hair at your young age.
What the hell was the joke?