Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ex-fiancee found out that I didn't cheat on her, but said that we can't get back together because too much time has gone by and there's too much of a divide between us. I keep begging and pleading and crying and everything but she won't listen. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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thefmlman2011 37
You dodged the bullet
SAgirl 24
Yes, yes she will take no for an answer. Block her on everything and if she escalates threaten her with a restraining order. Don't sacrifice your new life for her stupidly.
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Comments (6)
thefmlman2011 37
You dodged the bullet
Mad Jack 4
Never stick your d*** in crazy...
Hangryko 32
Call the cops, have her charged with harassment.
SAgirl 24
Yes, yes she will take no for an answer. Block her on everything and if she escalates threaten her with a restraining order. Don't sacrifice your new life for her stupidly.
Chazzster 32
No is a perfectly fine answer. No explanation is required. Stay away from her. She’s nothing but trouble.
JasonThorn 24
"Why should I get back with someone who doesn't trust me?"