Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
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Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I waited 75 minutes for a rollercoaster. I got on the front seat and it broke a few seconds before it started. It was closed for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Top comments
supersquirel500 10
I don't understand why some people say you deserve it.
acommonman 23
8th time's the charm, man...
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Comments (88)
umerin 32
Don't take it personally. People go to amusement parks with friends so there probably weren't any extras.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Some people are just shy like myself, I'd rather ride by myself than with a stranger most of the time. Don't take it too personal, it's just how people are sometimes.
gabagabaheyu 10
sometimes people just mind their own business. you probably should have tried being social.
lennon_ 16
life isn't a rom-com honey.
aimzskee 30
Sorry your plan didn't work op. At least the rides were fun?
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Meet cute" scenarios only work in fanfic.
WasabiMars 21
Maybe you misread "Loner Coaster" for "Roller Coaster" OP.
Flared 9
You should go join other people that are alone.
blue001 5
OP this is not the movies, this is real life...
kost4060 14
Well where were you sitting cause most people I know would never sit in the back we'd all wait for the from row