Today, I waited 75 minutes for a rollercoaster. I got on the front seat and it broke a few seconds before it started. It was closed for the rest of the day. FML
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Today, we were in line to ride Cosmic Rewind when it broke down. My mom and sister then got mad at me saying that I "wasted everyone’s time." FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
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anAmericanGuy50505 6
Hey, it could've broke a few seconds AFTER it started... then you'd have a real FML...
exileonmainst 16
Wow, what an emotional roller coaster!
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Comments (10)
anAmericanGuy50505 6
Hey, it could've broke a few seconds AFTER it started... then you'd have a real FML...
Gaston Nieves 1
Well i had to ride "Rock it" in orlando florida while a thunderstorm started. The radar never showed it and the staff were so scared after we finish
exileonmainst 16
Wow, what an emotional roller coaster!
Talented73 54
That's the breaks, OP.
RichardPencil 32
So, you ruined it for everyone else? You may want to lay off the fried Twinkies, big boy.
pizza_princess 5
this coulda been- today, I waited 75 minutes to get on a roller coaster. it broke a few seconds after I got on. I was in the hospital for the rest of the day. FML.
aik 14
had the same thing happen to me back in January.
hunterseal 18
At least you didn't wait that long to die
Sketi1 7
just be thankful it didn't break a few seconds after it started!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Another reason I won't ride those damn things. But they should give you some sort of note/pass for the next time you visit that would enable you to jump to the front of the line for the inconvenience.