Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
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Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I waited 75 minutes for a rollercoaster. I got on the front seat and it broke a few seconds before it started. It was closed for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Top comments
supersquirel500 10
I don't understand why some people say you deserve it.
acommonman 23
8th time's the charm, man...
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Comments (88)
sugar94_fml 17
You probably would of had a better chance of making friends by actually asking someone if you could of sat with them
myGRAM 14
would *have* could *have*... would've =/= would of
WadeNickerson 16
Maybe you should try sitting next to someone else?
worldclassrager 41
Forever alone But I bet you had fun maybe just sit by someone alone that's usually the best shot
hannah_cheers 30
Some places will have rules where you will get paired with another single rider. I recommend finding a theme park like that. Most people go to theme parks with friends or family and don't want to sit with some random stranger.
RedPillSucks 33
hmmm.... Sitting alone.... to meet someone. That's so Krazy it might work! Not!
marieeecc 9
There's always match.com, good luck!
Brianna_Ray 23
Well most people go to amusement parks with their friends so they'd being sitting them. Don't feel down I'm sure it wasn't personal!
ShadowFireZelda 6
don't sweat it. most people leave people alone if they are by themselves. I am sure that it has nothing to do with you personally but rather people not wanting to sit by a stranger.
Enslaved 38
Did you at least talk to the people waiting in the long lines with you?
upallnight11 19
Why would you do that to yourself. There are many other ways to meet new people.