Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, my roommate placed something on a shelf I put up, and the whole thing came crashing down. It's been fine for 2 years and now the shelf decides to break? Yeah right, dude. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
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tulha 12
What doesn't kill you... Gets you fired.
pyrofeng 4
This reminds me of the movie, "The Mummy."
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Comments (70)
Kamon97 23
Murphy's law sucks doesn't it?
jerryj 27
"Who you gonna call?"
jnanderson 16
A carpenter.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Or... Shelf dusters? Is that what you wanted?
lisaroxmysoxx 16
I thought that only happened in movies!
sweetestbitcheva 14
Sorry OP I hope the shelves didn't crush you.
worldclassrager 39
No question everyone looked...but did they shush you as well?
A_Perfect_Circle 12
At least you are getting paid OP, well until they find out
stevothedevo 25
My bet is on not getting paid.. A **** up like that, won't be to hard to notice. Probably found out straight away.
azyjazy713 11
Damn, i thought that only happened in the movies. Sounds like a big clean up.
tranced_ 45
it wasn't you if nobody saw you ;)
FucYoCouch 13
"They said they saw me hit the book case" *Shaggy voice* "Wasn't me"
Got7Dorks 7
Dominos!
buckdharma 37
This must have made a tremendous amount of noise. Did everyone shush you?