Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look...

By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By FallCameEarly - 27/02/2014 06:21 - United States - Alhambra

Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 9:33

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes.

powersmoke 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:44

Clap all they want, they are the ones who will be picking the shoes up. This ain't no stinkin' FML.

Comments

Lucky_Adi 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:29

douchebags...

BREADEDELF 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:32

you're a douchebag for calling them douchebags. It's not like they made her pay for the shelves or anything.

K3707H001 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:00

BUT WHAT IF THEY DID?

rooneyroo 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:34

You're a douchebag for calling them a douchebag for calling them douchebags. And yes, I know I'm a douchebag for saying this, douchebag.

Acers1 13

Sunday 29 December 2013 22:37

Douchbag ception

Starchild21 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:32

What a bunch of assholes. I hope you threw the shoes at them __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Towelie_31 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:38

she knocks over their shoe shelves and they're the assholes?

Starchild21 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:42

Look at the "clapping" part. It's not like she deliberately knocked them down. The people mocked her. ____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99