I love it when old people go trolling in real life, it's quite hilarious considering you even told her what it means and she clearly just wanted to make you embarrassed ;)

You didn't have to say yes shoyluld have gone with 'I'll get you an inhaler'. Anyway sounds.like she was having you on.

You cant "kindly explain" things to old people, she's earned her years and dammit she'll call it a ******* if she wants to

Well? Did you give her one? People who need blow jobs shouldn't be kept waiting!

So how much did you charge? ;)

This is what I meant with my second comment but maybe I worded it wrong. Curious...

Lol if she's messing, I want to be as awesome as her when I get old! I don't want to get boring and turn into an old fart.

Yet another reason old people are cooler than me.

Well, she's elderly.. She can get away with saying all kinds of crazy things. :) Though, every time she'd ask for a '********', I would correct her each time by saying 'You mean, inhaler, ma'am?' and hold it up. Problem solved! :)

I would have said, "Yes, I have your inhaler, Ma'am."