Kids: Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance....

By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 22:52 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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By RIP - 07/10/2012 18:34 - Finland - Espoo

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 07:59

Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 21:35 - Sweden - Staffanstorp

Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 20:04

Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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Saturday 24 March 2012 19:29

They get nothing.

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:32

I think someone needs to go to military school for the next couple years. ;)

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jetaimehannah 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:46

Haha. Have fun with that, daddy's favorite. ;)

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:47

Well, it has to happen someday. Tell them to appreciate what they have now and who is there for them (you OP! :))

choff47436 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:53

Get a dog and leave it all to it. Give the kids nothing

Love_PINK11 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:00

Ahhaha thats funny..x)

kuges 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:24

It's hilarious!! Right??!!! Lol

GawdamitNappa 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:21

Ahhaha you're stupid..x)

babykillaseason 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 3:03

Sexy*

micahsmommy 13

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:21

Do it Gilmore Girls style and have them put a post it note on what they want.

Aug1508 9

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:22

That's the sexiest thing a man can do... Lol! Shows he loves you enough to take care of your hygiene.

mom2pen 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:06

Think you posted on the wrong FML

I_lost_the_game 25

Saturday 24 March 2012 23:18

... Is this meant for the deodorant FML?

newburton13 26

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:23

And now I'm assuming they're not getting shit.

Crazberry 5

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:26

They don't get the gran torino, that's for sure.

ezelisko 1

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:29

if they continue to speak like that all they should get is your debt. that's horrible! i never thought like that about family as a teen.

Birdie_Sage 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 20:52

Inheritance is soo overrated. All they're gonna get is some pennies from social security.

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