Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
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Top comments
Screwie 25
They get nothing.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I think someone needs to go to military school for the next couple years. ;)
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Comments (119)
jetaimehannah 6
Haha. Have fun with that, daddy's favorite. ;)
tennisrapper1 14
Well, it has to happen someday. Tell them to appreciate what they have now and who is there for them (you OP! :))
choff47436 4
Get a dog and leave it all to it. Give the kids nothing
Love_PINK11 0
Ahhaha thats funny..x)
kuges 0
It's hilarious!! Right??!!! Lol
GawdamitNappa 4
Ahhaha you're stupid..x)
babykillaseason 0
Sexy*
micahsmommy 13
Do it Gilmore Girls style and have them put a post it note on what they want.
Aug1508 9
That's the sexiest thing a man can do... Lol! Shows he loves you enough to take care of your hygiene.
mom2pen 4
Think you posted on the wrong FML
I_lost_the_game 25
... Is this meant for the deodorant FML?
newburton13 26
And now I'm assuming they're not getting shit.
Crazberry 5
They don't get the gran torino, that's for sure.
ezelisko 1
if they continue to speak like that all they should get is your debt. that's horrible! i never thought like that about family as a teen.
Birdie_Sage 0
Inheritance is soo overrated. All they're gonna get is some pennies from social security.