Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
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Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
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Screwie 25
They get nothing.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I think someone needs to go to military school for the next couple years. ;)
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Comments (119)
Namenlos_fml 20
No point in pretending it won't happen.... Even though they could have timed it better.
rustyedge 0
Say I them, "You will get nothing and like it!"
wriptidez 0
tell them u love them very much and thats not apropriate at a funreal
alzeer 5
You should not be sad about it. Isn't it a fact that everyone eventually die? So someone (your children) is suppose to inhert it if there is any wealth you left. We work, collect, enjoy what we collect, and one day lose everything (when we die).
iwadasn 33
OP isn't sad that they're going to die eventually; they're sad that their daughters would rather argue about money than pay their respects to a relative at a funeral. There's a time and place where it's practical to discuss these matters, but doing so at a funeral is inappropriate, rude, and self-centered.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm sorry but your daughters are bratty bitches. Getting into a fight at a funeral over inheritance, that's just disrespectful. And they were fighting about you, and you aren't even dead yet. DO NOT leave them a cent if that's the way they behave. Make them get their snobby asses get jobs and earn their own money. It must be nice that so many can get money handed to them on a silver platter. Don't let them be moochers.
iwadasn 33
Tell them they get disinherited.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Aww :( I'm sorry for your loss, OP. Also, they're only teenagers right now. I'm sure when you're gone that will be the last thing on their minds. Like many people I know (I myself am one) they didn't fully appreciate their mothers until later in life after they grew up. I didn't realize how much I need my mom still until she died a year and a half ago. :/ Again, sorry for your loss.
chasity_27 2
I hate to call your daughters selfish bitches but they were rude and disrespectful not only to you but the occasion it self. That was neither the time nor place. Fix their asses and write it all away to charity
mbrooks5110 0
Looks like someone forgot to teach their children the value of human life.
sulitak 27
I was 16 when my Grandpa died. I would have NEVER even come close to thinking that. YDI 100% for raising children to value money over life.