Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
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Screwie 25
They get nothing.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I think someone needs to go to military school for the next couple years. ;)
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Comments (119)
linkinpark98 24
Time to high five both of them as hard as you can in the face.
thefuckinloser 6
yes sounds like people in my family you enjoy what you have while you around do not worry about it spend it cause its not coming with you
coffee_man900 16
Not 100% sure but I think the US Law states that, if you Will your Children $1.00, they cannot contest your Will. Then you can Will the rest to anyone you wish. Even me:) I'd take good care of it and keep it away from anyone greedy. (jokes)
yeongji 31
I hope you told them they are not going to get anything and will donate whatever you have to charity. It is your choice as to what you want to do with your money and belongings, but I am sure that would have at least shut them up for being so disrespectful to both the dead and the living.
dalilpanther 5
Hey at least this proves that they worry about their future...
GawdamitNappa 4
I thought it was pushing up daisies.
anarchistpunk 3
Those brats need some discipline. And thats coming from an anarchist. Thats how bad you did on parenting when they were younger. So im sorry for your loss truly, but you need to discipline them.
luccmon 6
Did you clearly state with a lawyer present that they get nothing, and then have that shit notarized?
saidawhiting 14
Teach them a lesson. Leave them nothing.
vbmg152 19
YDI! Why? Because you raised them!!! They learned greed somewhere!!
Vegeto30294 19
Keyword: Somewhere. Kids don't learn from only their parents, but their surroundings.
vbmg152 19
I know that! I raised 4 & not one of them is spoiled or greedy! They're all clean, polite & very successful in life! One makes $500,000 a year! I'd say that's pretty good!