Kids: Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for...

By christmaswillneverend - 02/01/2013 00:18 - United States - Red Lion

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:39

Don't let your kids become your boss, show your kid who's in charge. Or learn to love Santa music

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Wednesday 2 January 2013 9:37

That's when you throw the radio away and tell her you don't know what happened to it.

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Wednesday 29 November 2017 13:16

Get her a portable radio and headphones. problem solved!

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