Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
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Pikachu17 13
Don't let your kids become your boss, show your kid who's in charge. Or learn to love Santa music
The_Tool1 13
That's when you throw the radio away and tell her you don't know what happened to it.
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Comments (118)
mark1970 10
Ugh
TheMystery13 13
And that is why, folks, ALL children should be introduced to Van Halen at the earliest age possible.
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Make her feel disappointment it's going to happen someday
baref00tmama 15
You let your 4-year-old tell you what to do? You have much bigger problems here.
friedpwnadge 25
Grow a backbone and tell the kid no.
keyofdestiny13 24
Jesus Christ just put your got down
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
Perhaps you should let "Santa" disappoint her instead, with perhaps an IOU or bearer bond, to teach her patience
unholyswiss 19
It's your ride, and she'll find something else to be upset about anyway. You chose to have kids and you can't put up with their whiny antics? ydi then.
TexasGirl24 15
Be a parent and say no. Problem solved.
khaleesi_reyna 15
Maybe take turns. Teach her to be patient and wait her turn by setting up a system, like "this car ride, we'll play your music, but next car rid we play mine. Make sure you stick to it so that way she learns that she will get her turn, but you still can keep your sanity. Still, Fyl op